when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100
so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money”
he gave me 100 one dollar bills
my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills
i can pretend to be a super star
i am a queen
i made it rain on my mom
It was a bit sunny even facing away from the sun. But yay! Sun!
So yeah, anyone in PDX wanna do something on Sunday? please…
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
"Lick lick lick fwoomp"
This doesnt stop being funny haha
The face, the eyes, and swatting. It’s all hilarious.